and you simultaneously:
- flinch at seeing the word "slush"* that big;
- wonder why they don't list "guilt" as one of the flavor possibilities alongside lime and cherry;
- and wonder if it would actually be possible to sell YOUR slush to innocent passers-by on the street....
*slush, for the uninitiated, refers to the big piles of manuscripts that editors really-truly do mean to respond to, but never-ever seem to have enough hours left to do so.
Hilarious! I imagine your sign could also read, "You Know You're a Literary Agent When..." Thanks for making me laugh. It always means more on a Monday.
ReplyDeleteOh yes, lit agent/editor--interchangeable for this one.
ReplyDeleteHa! In this heat it may as well read, "Half melted enjoyment, try our Kool-Aid". Thanks for the smile and something cool to think about.
ReplyDeletehahahaha. Nice. I thought the same thing when I saw the picture.
ReplyDeleteHa ha! I got a giggle out of imagining you operating your own slush cart outside of the office, next to the creepy fruit guy...
ReplyDeleteI'm laughing like a mad woman. Thanks, Molly.
ReplyDeletehaha, AMAZING.
ReplyDelete:-)
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