From the Department of Randomly Weird Things That Sometimes Pop Into My Head For No Good Reason: a remix.
Agents, writers, this earworm's dedicated to you (with love, I promise)!
"That's me in the corner;
That's me on the subway, I'm
Here with my e-reader--
Trying to Keep. Up. With you.
And I don't know if I can do it.
Oh no, I've read too much;
I haven't read enough...."
(If you miss me, I promise I'm not dead. Just busy reading-reading-reading. And editing. And y'know, reading some more.)
*Alternate, amusingly-publishing-appropriate (& entirely unadulturated) lyrics from the original that were runners-up possibilities for the title of this post: "That was just a dream / Just a dream, just a dream," "What if all these fantasies / Come flailing around," and "Consider this."
P.S. Just for kicks, how about a live version?